go to usps.com® and try it today. >>> still ahead, a touch of snl treatment for kathleen sebelius and the affordable care act. but first, this head-scratcher just into the newsroom from senator rand paul, and america beware the swab. >> but it's no longer true. in your lifetime, much of your potential, or maybe lack thereof, will be known simply by swabbing the inside of your cheek. ♪ stick with innovation. stick with power. stick with technology. get the flexcare platinum. new from philips sonicare. could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. everybody knows that. well, did you know that when a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, it does make a sound? ohhh...ohhh...oh boy! i'm falling. everybody look out! ahhhhh...ugh. little help here. geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. anybody? >>> millions of americans are visiting healthcare.gov, which is great news. unfortunately, the site was only designed to handle six users at a time. so if you're in a rush, consider using our low-res website. with simpler fonts and graphics. >> almost four weeks